Chaos on the Roof: The Wild Day a Would-Be Shooter Took Aim at Trump

In a scene that could make any action movie look like a Sunday picnic, Butler County authorities have released a video showcasing the wild police response when they were hot on the heels of the man who decided it would be a brilliant idea to take potshots at former president Donald Trump.

The body cam footage, leaked like a bad taco sauce secret, exposes the utter chaos as local officers tried to nab Thomas Matthew Crooks—who, by the way, was already flagged as a suspect before the shooting incident. Apparently, Crooks had ninja-level skills because he managed to escape their gaze, scale a roof like a wannabe Spider-Man, and unleash eight rounds from an AR-15 rifle, all before being taken out by a wise sniper from the Secret Service. Talk about an unexpected plot twist!

While Crooks’ thrilling rooftop escapades seemed like something out of a bad action flick, his aim was less than commendable. He tragically managed to hit an innocent bystander in the crowd and seriously injured two others—no one wants to hear about mishaps like these at a political rally. Meanwhile, Trump sustained a minor injury to his right ear, leaving us to wonder: does this count as a fashionable new look, or just a wild day at work?

Now, as investigations unfold faster than a pie in a slapstick comedy, officials are left scratching their heads, trying to figure out how the security situation went so haywire. If this were a video game, they definitely wouldn’t get five stars for this level!